something hairy this way comes

mao is mao. u know MAO. m-a-o. can spell right? so easy. okay, lets learn the slightly harder version. mao is also maopie. MAO-PIE, pronunced as mao-pi. ^^ ok, lets learn how to spell this, m-a-o-p-i-e. ok, very cool.
this is dam lame.

mao is farty dady. drinks dolphin juice n like guo tiao mien gan frm orange bowl. mao also loves softball n is currently down with the sniffies. mao is suppose to train with me, but is down with sniffies, so she shall watch me. how sweet. mao loves sweet stuff, maybe thts why mao is so sweet. mao loves choco, esp rum n raisin, cos mao's mao loves it too. mao loves coffee too, the very sweet kind. mao likes to squish purple ducky's butt, n has a hippo with a torn crotch. oh yes, mao loves orange n mao loves mao. most importantly, mao very hairy.

mao loves me, i love mao <333