let's get this party started

When you:

-Lose your bottle while carrying it ("wtfomgknn i swear i was holding it a minute ago where'd it go")
-Wait half an hour to have lunch thanks to weird men, or one weird man (if you're reading this it's okay it wasn't your fault either)
-Cut your glove open and nearly pierce your thumb trying to get a pair of scissors out of its wrapping
-Forget to pick something up after being told in the morning and have your Boss ask you WHY the offending item in question is still lying on the floor at the end of the day
-Have one marker in your bag uncap itself and ink your bag+shirt+random appendages of your body (a PINK marker, no less, which makes it even worse- like you've just you-know-what(ted) all over)
-Have an important piece of paper with IMPORTANT information on it vanish and not turn up EVEN after rummaging through the trash twice frantically
-Wait an hour and a half at the stupid doctor's just to get a referral for the stupid backache you have that won't go away

Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call a Bad Day

(becks i tell you you're jinxed haha all this shit happened on Your day)