a bigger mood

a typical day in school is an extremely good workout for my abs (or what has developed from excessive laughing hahah)

anecdote 1:
(during bio tutorial)

mr ngan: oh ah, there's supposed to be a test today right? right....? (amidst mumbles and groans of noooooooooriiiiiight?

mr ngan: shush, don't lie! let me ask kaixiong

*kaixiong looks astonished

mr ngan: *snorts in disbelief, possibly at the bunch of liars before him hahahaha* let me find someone i can trust.... (scans row of faces) ..nobody in this class

brilliant right, and it even rhymes -.-


anecdote 2:
(in chemistry lecture)
ada: (turns to friend on left) eh don't you think it feels like it's raining outside the LT?
ee (said friend): yah hor

after a moment's silence,
ada: eh, don't you think it's because the LT seems slightly darker than usual?
ee: yah hor, it does!

the two of us proceed to stone in amazement and wonder why the lights are acting peculiar..

until we look up and see this:


CHEY LIGHT SPOYR AH


LAUGHS. do you see, the light that has died?

we died sniggering silently to ourselves hahahahhahaa


apologies if the above aren't funny, am not exactly lucid right now, after 6hours++ of softball. don't complain, you asked for an update! goodbye and goodnight chewren